Ok, so I stood on the weighing scale the other day..
not that I didn't expect myself to put on any weight..
but 8 KG? HOLY CRAP!
I PUT ON 8 WHOLE KG?
No wayyy, I'm not telling you my weight..
but arghh, its not that you couldn't guess it anyway.
I'm soooo disgusted with myself.
I now have a face as round and big as Biggie Spencer's.
My jaw lines are not visible anymore...and my cheecks are puffing up so much,
I'm not surprised that when I come back, you won't be able to see my already tiny eyes.
T__________________T
PS: my friend said I have a face as round as a football.
I would be so honoured if Fernando Torres wants to kick it.
pffffffffffffftttttttttttt
-diane the fatty bom bom- :(
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